1. mahimahi713:

    cannibals-insomnia:

    I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

    "how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

    No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

    "cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

    I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

    I was about to go off on you

    (via beneath-the-skys)

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  2. omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

    omgbuglen:

    godotal:

    So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

    Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

    (via joshpeck)

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  3. genderikari:

    siliconedrops:

    genderikari:

    real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

    I stopped reading at “real women”

    you should have kept reading

    (via joshpeck)

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  4. bratsquad:


I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

    bratsquad:

    I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

    (via joshpeck)

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  5. pdlcomics:

Bunny Has a Book

    pdlcomics:

    Bunny Has a Book

    (via punkmonksteven)

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  6. yelled:

    when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

    image

    (via joshpeck)

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  7. itsmemacleod:

    kids these days dance too close they need to make room for jesus

    (via pornstarwars)

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  10. adamusprime:

    did you know that “friends” stands for:

    • feebee
    • rachel
    • it’s joey
    • everyone is friends
    • nonica
    • dross
    • shandler

    (via oprahsmom)

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